Chapter 1471 - 1159: This Is a Miracle_3
In the Divine Realm, the competition among gods was fierce. The stronger gods ate the weaker, and the weaker consumed the new gods – a phenomenon happening almost daily. Whenever a new god emerged, some nearby lesser gods would invariably swarm upon them. New gods typically represented naivety and ignorance. Most were frail in strength; often they didn’t even know what to do before their Divine Status was seized.
With such anticipation, an influx of lesser gods descended upon this planet, home to three hundred gods of Darkness.
Here in the Ninth Circle, those who could arrive first were naturally other minor gods dwelling within the same Circle. The maiden of Darkness was initially overjoyed, as she needn’t scurry about; people were delivering Divine Status right to her doorstep – how could she not be delighted?
Thus, with hearts throbbing with excitement, these three hundred new gods welcomed their first foe.
Under the watchful eyes of many, Divine Power descended from the heavens. A massive shadow, accompanied by divine might, weighed upon every Golem, and a group of peculiar creatures first appeared in the sky, beating on huge drums while rhythmically spinning in the air. Then, that shadow heavily dropped to the ground to the beat.
That was...
A pig?
The Golems shared puzzled glances.
Yes, it was a pig. It had pink, delicate skin, yet its size was immensely large.
It didn’t even look like a wild boar, given its snout lacked any formidable tusks.
Was this a domestic pig?
The maiden of Darkness thought carefully about the creatures raised within the city of Darkness. Except for its enormous size, brimming with Divine Power, and its even smoother skin, the creature before her seemed no different from a domestic pig.
"Humph humph, are you the new gods who have just emerged, humph humph?" The gigantic domestic pig spoke.
"The domestic pig... it talks..." A Golem shrieked. Although it had achieved godhood, its mind was still stuck on the knowledge of the city of Darkness.
"Domestic pig!? Humph humph! You have quite the nerve, referring to a deity as a domestic pig, humph humph!" Though it sounded imposing, the continuous ’humph humph’ undercut its authority quite a bit.
"But you really aren’t a wild boar." Another Golem seriously pointed out.
"Call me the Domestic Pig God! Humph humph!"
"Your name is Humph humph?" Another Golem asked.
"I am the Domestic Pig God! Humph humph!"
"Oh, so you are indeed called Humph humph."
"I’m not called Humph humph! Humph humph!"
"Then what is your name?"
"I am called Humph humph! The Domestic Pig God! Humph humph!" Evidently, the massive pink pig found it difficult to clarify its name because it habitually made ’humph humph’ sounds. Although the Golems understood, they found conversing with a domestic pig amusing and thus played along joyfully.
Realizing its authority was not being respected and was even in danger of being completely undermined, the gigantic Domestic Pig God eventually gave up on lecturing. Divine power around it started to fluctuate violently.
"Since your wisdom is insufficient to comprehend my authority, I can’t blame you for that. After all, not everyone is as fortunate and as powerful as I am. I shall grant you the grace to continue pondering within my stomach!"
With that, the colossal domestic pig opened its gigantic maw, from which Divine Power formed a frightfully powerful suction. Inside its mouth materialized a Divine Power grinder, capable of forcibly disintegrating any substance into energy, thus feeding the Domestic Pig God.
"No, we choose a different blessing." Unfazed by the powerful suction, the maiden of Darkness stood still. Although the surrounding area was battered by flying debris, and the ground below their feet began to crack and break away.
"What’s that?" The Domestic Pig God surprisingly asked earnestly.
"Roast pig!"
Three hundred Golems’ arms transformed into Light Cannons, and then a barrage of lethal divine-powered shots struck the expansive mouth of the Domestic Pig God simultaneously.
"Ah! How could it be so strong!"
The Domestic Pig God let out a wail as it shrank significantly. The Golems’ attacks didn’t cease, and the Domestic Pig God continued to reduce in size. Once the pig had become so small that the three hundred Light Cannons could no longer find places to aim, some of the Golems began turning their attacks towards the little creatures still fervently beating their drums in the sky, and hence the drums’ clamor disappeared.
Finally, after being hit by countless shots, the once gigantic Domestic Pig God was reduced to the size of a ball. The maiden of Darkness approached, positioning the barrel of her Light Cannon directly at its forehead.
"So it seems you’re a suckling pig. Long Yi always said suckling pigs taste the best," the maiden of Darkness declared, as light prepared to burst out of the Light Cannon.
"Wait a moment! Did you say Long Yi? Did you just mention Long Yi?" The piglet shouted frantically, its ’humph humph’ now gone.
Boom!
The beam of light hit the ground beside the suckling pig, piercing a giant hole in the rock, and magma flowed along the edges.
"Suckling pig, you just mentioned that name. If you can’t give me an explanation, then I won’t have roast suckling pig today. Instead, I’ll turn you to ashes," the maiden of Darkness said, as the Light Cannon she held in one hand transformed, its barrel widening dramatically, engulfing the suckling pig entirely.
"Calm down! Just calm down! I have an explanation! Long Yi is my master!" the piglet bellowed.
"Show me the contract!" The maiden of Darkness pressured further with her cannon.
"I don’t have a contract, but here, I have his name!" the piglet wiggled its ears.
Sure enough, there was a small brand on the inside of the piglet’s ear, bearing the name of Long Yi.
"Where do you come from, what exactly is going on here?" The maiden of Darkness did not lower the cannon, but her tone relaxed slightly.
"This is a miracle! Humph humph!" (To be continued. If you enjoy this work, please visit Qidian (qidian.com) to cast your recommendation votes and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation. Mobile users, please visit m.qidian.com to read.)
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